Calradia Future Warfare
⚪ Last updated 2020Preview
🔍 Analysis
- 👍 3.1% endorsement rate — high engagement, a strong quality signal
- 🏆 #36 of 43 Weapons and Shields mods in this game by downloads
📋 About This Mod
WELCOME TO CALRADRIA FUTURE WARFARE
This mod adds overtuned joke weapons including portable boulders, holy hand grenades, portable ballista bow and bolt ammo, a repeater crossbow, and more. None of this spawns naturally in game and must be accessed through the cheat shop.
To install this mod drag the folder CaladriaFutureWarfare to: SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\Mount & Blade II Bannerlord\Modules. Or use the Vortex installer, that should work, I haven't personally tried.
To manually enable the cheat shop buy the new items, navigate to Documents\Mount and Blade II Bannerlord\Configs and open engine_config.txt. In this file find (cheat_mode = 0) and change that to (cheat_mode = 1). When you load up your game you can enter the cheat shop by accessing your inventory and then buy these items.
THE NEW WEAPONS:
Portable Ballista Projectile Packs: 120 Ballista bolts ready to be stuffed onto any bow or crossbow.
Portable Boulder Projectile Packs: 120 Boulders ready to be stuffed onto any bow or crossbow.
Portable Firepot Projectile Packs: 120 Firepots ready to be stuffed onto any bow or crossbow.
Future Repeater Crossbow: A crossbow modified to hold 100 bolts per load. The reticule disappears after the first shot, but it's fine since you can go full rambo afterwards. Yes, you can fit the ballista bolts on it if you really want to.
Repeater Bolt Bundle: 2,000 crossbow bolts miniaturized into a package. Intended to be used with the repeater crossbow.
Portable Boulder: A portable stony basketball of death. Catapult boulders into the faces of your enemies and laugh.
Portable Stronger Boulder: A stronger portable boulder nuclear basketball.
Portable Hand Boulder: A portable stony baseball of death.
Portable Stronger Hand Boulder: A stronger portable stony boulder nuclear baseball.
Portable Hand Goose: Portable hand goose.
Holy Hand Grenade: A portable fire pot holy hand grenade. Toss this into enemies and explode them. Comes with 100 per package.
Big Sword: That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.
Little Sword: World's smallest two hander.
Big Lance: A big lance that can be couched
Even Bigger Lance: An even bigger lance that can still be couched.
Future Camel: Seriously roided out camel.
Future Elephant Camel: Seriously roided out gigantic camel.
Future Mouse Camel: Seriously roided out miniature camel.
Mountable Cow: A poorly made mountable jelly cow that tries to conform to horse animations.
Future Charger: Seriously roided out charger.
Future Drift Charger: Seriously roided out charger that has high spin.
Calradia Future Warfare adds a set of joke weapons to Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord, including portable boulders, holy hand grenades, a portable ballista bow with bolt ammo, and a repeater crossbow. It's a lighthearted combat mod for players seeking silly, unconventional tools. With 382 endorsements and over 12k downloads, it has a modest following.
✨ Key Features
📊 Pros & Cons
✅ Pros
- The holy hand grenades and portable boulders are pure comedy gold for messing around in battles.
- Portable ballista bow and repeater crossbow give you some genuinely fun ranged options, even if they're silly.
- With 382 endorsements and 12k downloads, it's proven to be a popular joke mod in the community.
⚠️ Cons
- Last updated in April 2020, so it's likely outdated and may not work with current Bannerlord versions.
- Joke weapons can break game balance if used seriously, so it's not for players wanting a realistic experience.
- No detailed feature list or compatibility info, so you're going in blind on what exactly you get.
This is for Bannerlord players who want to add a dose of absurdity to their campaigns, like launching boulders at enemies or nuking a siege with holy hand grenades. It's also great for content creators looking for silly moments to capture in videos. If you're a serious min-maxer, this isn't for you.
💡 Beginner Tips
- Since it's a joke mod, use it in a separate playthrough or with friends to avoid ruining a serious campaign.
- Check the mod's page for any patches or updates if you're on a newer game version, as it hasn't been updated since 2020.
- Test the weapons in a custom battle first to see how they perform before using them in a real campaign.
📊 Mod Details
- Game
- Bannerlord Mods
- Author
- rabidcatcake
- Version
- v1.1.1
- Downloads
- 12,459
- Endorsements
- 382
- Category
- Weapons and Shields
- Created
- 4/4/2020
- Updated
- 4/11/2020
🔧 How to Install Bannerlord Mods
Use Vortex or manual. Enable mods in launcher. Harmony required.
📖 Full step-by-step install guide for Bannerlord →
Visit the official mod page for specific installation instructions for this mod.
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